I step a little bit closer Say ok, where ya want to go? She says how about the ivy? I said yeah, well I don't know Where were we? Oh, dinner, right So what d'ya want to do? She said why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen? Yeah, I said, why don't you?Īnd then she said baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please? I says no She says yes I says no She says yes I says no She says yes Oh, here's your keys It was just cousin larry Callin' for the third time today My wife said let it go to voicemail I said, ok Well I was gonna say something But my cell phone started to ring Now who could be callin' me? Well I checked my caller id I'm like no, I said 'delivered' She's like I heard you say liver! I'm like I should know what I said She's like whatever, I just don't want any liver! I hopped up and I said I don't know, do you want to get something delivered? She's like why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver! I said well, there's tuna, I know She said that went bad a week ago! I said is the chili ok? She said you finished that yesterday! She said so whadya have in mind? I said I don't know what about you? She said I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat I said that's what we're gonna do!īut first you gotta tell me What it is you're hungry for! And she says let me think What's left in our refridgerator? She says I kinda had a big lunch So I'm not super hungry I said well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either But I could eat She says is this Behind The Music With Lynard Skynard? And I say I don't know Say, it's gettin' late watcha wanna do for dinner? Seven o'clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me
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